You know what they do to guys like us in prison

zucca101:

That’s one way to get all your ducks in a row!

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— 4 years ago with 221843 notes

just-shower-thoughts:

“Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader” was supposed to show how dumb adults are. But really what it showed was that the things 5th grades are learning have absolutely no value for adult life.

— 5 years ago with 3879 notes

solar-citrus:

….I don’t remember drawing this but this is an accurate daily interaction with my cat

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— 5 years ago with 141886 notes

lesbianplanetpluto:

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

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— 5 years ago with 460834 notes

advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

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— 5 years ago with 495455 notes

summerbutch:

pink-lesbian-mermaid:

summerbutch:

i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight

………naps with women….

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— 5 years ago with 85914 notes

source400:

GIVE CAPTAIN MARVEL HER SHORT HAIRCUT IN HER MOVIE YOU COWARDS

GLORIFY AND ENCOURAGE GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR! ROMANTICIZE IT!

I AM HERE FOR THE NORMALIZATION OF BEAUTIFUL SHORT HAIRED WOMEN

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— 5 years ago with 593 notes

hipindie:

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

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— 5 years ago with 382727 notes

kramergate:

nidai-lightning:

fleetwoodbrak:

Non threatening green men

OP has clearly never had that monster in the middle sit on your counter at three am and stare you down until you feed it with full eye contact

i dont like to intrude normally but i really absolutely MUST know what events went down between you and gumby

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— 5 years ago with 61016 notes
gayforbagels:
“ pentag0nal:
“ This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977. She was 16 at the time.
Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images. She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it...

gayforbagels:

pentag0nal:

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This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977.  She was 16 at the time.

Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images.  She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982.  No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together.

In 19-fucking-77.  So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars.

Hell yeah TJ

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— 5 years ago with 226765 notes